Cold hands, warm shart.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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