Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
What changed your mind?
Being sober
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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