C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask