my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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