so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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