I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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