let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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