I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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