Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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