Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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Well I just put wine in my tea
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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