through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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