no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
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I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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