Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Randomize
