How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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