super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
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Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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