Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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