To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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