forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
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it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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