Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that