I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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