i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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