I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
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They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
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he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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