Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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