I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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