I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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