Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.