Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.