im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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