would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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