So drunk its hurt
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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