Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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