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(416): View more from Ontario

Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"

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(606): View more from Kentucky

you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.

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(917): View more from New York City

Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.

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(585): View more from New York

Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.

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(714): View more from California

Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.

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