forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea