I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.