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(216): View more from Ohio

My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.

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(845): View more from New York

Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..

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(620): View more from Kansas

It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

How's work?

(978): View more from Massachusetts

Spinning.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this

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(614): View more from Ohio

I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.

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(216): View more from Ohio

If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.

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