Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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third nipple confirmed
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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