I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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