He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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