question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
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Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
She bit a glass in half.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
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I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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