But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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