The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.