Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours