I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Please. i have SOME standards
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry