No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard