OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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