I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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