Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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