; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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