Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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