The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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