Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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