I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
