I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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