I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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