I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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