i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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